We’ve featured items from Bite My Apple before, but the latest one is just weird. Meet the Tiltpod: it’s a stand for your iPhone that lets you take more stable handsfree photos without being awkward and asking someone to do it for you when you want a picture of yourself. It works through a magnetic ball pivot system. And the entire thing connects to your keychain–and is being specifically bills as doing so.
Now, how many of you eagerly say to yourself, “I’m going to put my keys next to my iPhone and in the same pocket too!” only to see that your beloved Apple product gets scratched up–to which you proceed to drink yourself into oblivion due to the sadness incurred from damaging one of Steve Jobs’ beautiful contributions to the world. Shame on you!