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A Bit of Humor: 15 Jokes That Only Photographers Will Understand

Chris Gampat
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Last updated on 10/01/2018
11/19/2018
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These jokes are the laugh that every photographer will need for a bit of a perk up this week.

Photographers–we know that you’re probably looking for a bit of motivation. And so we’ve rounded up a number of jokes that you’ll understand much more than others around you. Head on past the jump to see!

Photographers are very mean. First, they frame you, then they shoot you, then hang you on the wall.

If you saw a drowning person and you were to choose between saving him or capturing the moment, what aperture will you use?

I read fifty shades of grey to learn more about white balance.

Sigma 135mm f1.8 Art

“Watching a beautiful sunset with my wide, I look to the scene and start thinking 1/250s at f8 at ISO 400.”

Pro Tip: You’ve heard of the golden hour and how awesome it is to shoot at that time. But have you heard of the blue hour? The blue hour is the short amount of time after the sun actually goes down but there is still just enough light to give everything a totally diffused light that is bluish in hue.

I bought a Labrador and named him Kodak, so I can say I own a Kodak Lab.

How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb? 50. One to change the bulb, and forty-nine to say, “I could have done that!”

I had to give up my career as a photographer. I kept losing focus.

“Your camera takes really nice pictures!” “Thanks, I taught it everything it knows!”

Photography is a developing hobby.

The only person happy with a 100% crop is a farmer.

“Do not talk while shooting long exposure, or the photo will be noisy.”

What’s the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and a struggling photographer? A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.”

A photographer took a self portrait in a park. Due to lighting conditions he used the built in flash on the camera. He quickly got arrested for flashing and exposing himself in the park.

Q: What’s wrong with most cameras that won’t take good pictures? A: The nut behind the viewfinder!

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Chris Gampat is the Editor in Chief, Founder, and Publisher of the Phoblographer. He provides oversight to all of the daily tasks, including editorial, administrative, and advertising work. Chris's editorial work includes not only editing and scheduling articles but also writing them himself. He's the author of various product guides, educational pieces, product reviews, and interviews with photographers. He's fascinated by how photographers create, considering the fact that he's legally blind./ HIGHLIGHTS: Chris used to work in Men's lifestyle and tech. He's a veteran technology writer, editor, and reviewer with more than 15 years experience. He's also a Photographer that has had his share of bylines and viral projects like "Secret Order of the Slice." PAST BYLINES: Gear Patrol, PC Mag, Geek.com, Digital Photo Pro, Resource Magazine, Yahoo! News, Yahoo! Finance, IGN, PDN, and others. EXPERIENCE: Chris Gampat began working in tech and art journalism both in 2008. He started at PCMag, Magnum Photos, and Geek.com. He founded the Phoblographer in 2009 after working at places like PDN and Photography Bay. He left his day job as the Social Media Content Developer at B&H Photo in the early 2010s. Since then, he's evolved as a publisher using AI ethically, coming up with ethical ways to bring in affiliate income, and preaching the word of diversity in the photo industry. His background and work has spread to non-profits like American Photographic Arts where he's done work to get photographers various benefits. His skills are in SEO, app development, content planning, ethics management, photography, Wordpress, and other things. EDUCATION: Chris graduated Magna Cum Laude from Adelphi University with a degree in Communications in Journalism in 2009. Since then, he's learned and adapted to various things in the fields of social media, SEO, app development, e-commerce development, HTML, etc. FAVORITE SUBJECT TO PHOTOGRAPH: Chris enjoys creating conceptual work that makes people stare at his photos. But he doesn't get to do much of this because of the high demand of photography content. / BEST PHOTOGRAPHY TIP: Don't do it in post-production when you can do it in-camera.
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