Whatever you do, please note that the opening lead of this article is sarcasm. In fact, the entire thing is written sarcastically. That’s why we’re doing it in all caps–because folks didn’t realize that around April Fools we wrote articles and all the way that the bottom we let people know that they were April Fools pieces but people didn’t scroll all the way to the bottom. So with all this said, please proceed and know this is sarcasm.
IN TYPICAL YOUTUBER VOICE
HEY YOU GUYS THIS CAMERA FROM VIVITAR IS GOING TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS!!! YOU KNOW HOW DIGITAL CAMERAS ARE SO COMPLICATED TO USE WITH ALL THEIR MENUS AND THE CARDS AND WHO EVEN KNOWS WHAT P MODE DOES? WELL WE DON’T KNOW HOW TO PROFESSIONAL WITH CAMERAS BUT WITH THIS NEW VIVITAR POINT AND SHOOT YOU’LL GET GR8 PICS EACH AND EVERY TIME! PHOTOGRAPHY IS MADE SIMPLE AGAIN!!!
JUST LOOK AT THIS AD! ITS A WORK OF PURE GENIUS!! THE CAMERA SEEMS SO GOOD TOO! BEST OF ALL IT’S SIMPLE! ALL YOU DO IS TAKE YOUR PHOTOS AND THEN DROP IT OFF AND THE NICE YOUNG PEOPLE AT THE LOCAL WALGREENS WILL GET YOU YOUR IMAGES. IN AS LITTLE AS TWO WEEKS YOU’LL SEE PHOTOS OF YOUR LOVED ONES AND ALL THE GREAT MOMENTS!!!! YOU SHOULD BUY ONE! IN FACT BUY THREE! GET ONE FOR YOU! FOR YOUR SPOUSE! FOR THE KIDS! EVEN FOR THE CAT SO THAT THEY CAN TAKE PHOTOS AND YOU CAN MAKE MONEY OFF OF THAT INSTAGRAM THING ALL THE KIDS ARE USING!!!
GO NOW! BUY NOW! BUY THE CAMERA! JUST LOOK AT HOW WONDERFUL THIS AD IS! SPOT WHERE THE FLASH IS IN THE LEAD PHOTO OF THIS ARTICLE!!!