APPLE EYEFONE VS GOOGLE PICKLE XL 3 VS CANONIKON FIGHT WHICH ONE?!!!!!

APPLE AND GOOGLIE ARE NOW BETTER THAN CANIKON AND THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH MY VIDEO OR READ MY CLICKBAIT PIECE ON WHY!!!!

THE GOOGLIE PICKLE 3 XL WAS ANNOUNCED YESTERDAY BY THE GOOGLE GODS AFTER THE ANNOUNCE OF APPLE EYEPHONE XS AND BOTH OF THE PHONES ARE REVOLUTIONARYING HOW U DO THE FOTOGRAPHY!!!! THEY’RE BETTER THAN CANIKON!! I KNOW!!!! I READ IT IN YOUTUBE COMMENTS AND ON PETAPICKLE!!!!

PS Unfortunately there’s a sad bunch of you who don’t understand that this is satire. But it’s satire.

APPLE EYEPHONE XS IS SO GUD THAT THEY CALLED IT THE EYEFONE BECAUSE IT SEES AS WELL AS YOUR EYE!!! U KNOW HDR?!!! THE EYEPHONE DOES THE HDR!!!! ALL THE TIME!!! 1 TRILLION ACTIONS PER PHOTO!!!

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THAT’S MORE THAN LIGHTROOM!!!! WITH APPLE EYEFONE XS YOU CAN SHOOT A WEDDING WITHOUT FLASH AND THE BRIDE WILL LUK SOO GUD THAT CREEPY UNCLE CAN TAKE ALL TEH FOTOS AND YOU DONT NEED TO HIRE A WEDDING FOTOGRAPHY!!!1!!! JUS PAY FOR CATERING, AND WHEN U DUN UPLOADING UR PICZ TO INSTA ITS UR DJ!!!!

AMAZE!!!!!!!!

I READ IT ON YOUTUBE COMMENTS!!!! AND DPREVIEW!!! AND PETAPICKLE!!!! ITS TROOOOOO

THEN WHEN U SEND DA PICS 4 DATING APP, U GET SOFT SKIN!!!! PLUS SNAPCHAT BUNNY EARS!!!! ALL THE DATES!!!!

AND THEN THE GOOGLES!!!! THEY HAVE A NEW PHONE!!!!IT HAS BEST CAMERA!!! GROUP SELFIE TOO!!!!

BEST PART!!! WAIT FOR IT!!! IT’S ALL THE WAY AT THE END.

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IT BETTER THAN CANIKON!!!! NIKON STOP INNOVA8!!! CANON STOP INNOV8!!!! THEY ALL LOSE!!!!! APPLE CAMERA!!!! GOOGLE CAMERA!!! BETTER THAN YOUR DSLR!!! BETTER THAN YOUR CREATIVE VISION!!!! APPLE  EYEPHONE SO GOOD YOU SHOULD JUST REMUV UR EYEZ!!!!! SO GOOD!!!!! GOOGLE GLASS EVOLVE TO BE PIXEL 3!!!!

I KNOW!!!! I SEE TONY NORTHRUP TAK ABOUT IT!!! BUT I DON’T WATCH VIDEO!!!! I SCRUB THROUGH TO WATCH CHELSEA!!! AND THEN I READ RUMOR ON RUMOR SITE SUMMARY!!!!!!!