Last Updated on 06/23/2015 by Julius Motal
Photography can be a crapshoot. Sometimes you don’t know if you should press the shutter. Sometimes you don’t know how you should edit an image. There are plenty of variables! So, in the spirit of our Reverse Guide to Instagram, we thought we’d put together a reverse guide to photography, a collection of terrible tips that would be ill-advised to actually heed.
Always compliment the camera because it’s doing most of the work

Use your shirt or a tissue to get that spot off your sensor

Center your watermarks

If your photos aren’t working, buy a better camera

If you don’t know what to call yourself, just say you’re a street photographer

A handshake is just as good as a signed contract

If they only offer you exposure, take the job

When in doubt, photograph with your iPad

Fluorescent lighting works great for food photography

Black and white can make a boring photo interesting

Bonus tip: Use HDR to give your images depth

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